Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	419	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	3258	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3137	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7168
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4737	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	9903	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net