Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9076
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
New Chunks Explored:	138206	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	8764	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	3077	Players Killed by Monsters:	9713
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	5572
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Votes:	5349
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	385
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	318639	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2864	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com