Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	6057
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Archer Games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Farms Harvested:	223
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Archer Games

ag1.playeoe.com

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	195
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

mc.thelegendcontinues.info

Brocraft Economy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7918	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

brocraft.mcserver.ws

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

JustOneMoreBlock.com

EliteNations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	290
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

216.172.108.178

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Snowy-Craft.net

DeathMatchPVP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Crops Grown:	7530	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

192.210.136.230:25765

PrisonRaider

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8360	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	1760

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Votes:	5270	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net

Legion Servers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

mc-l.net