Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Farms Harvested:	492

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Potions Brewed:	125	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Play.AlphagamesMC.com

Archer Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8581
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Archer Games

ag1.playeoe.com

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

mc.thelegendcontinues.info

Brocraft Economy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

brocraft.mcserver.ws

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

JustOneMoreBlock.com

EliteNations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

216.172.108.178

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Snowy-Craft.net

DeathMatchPVP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

192.210.136.230:25765

PrisonRaider

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Items Found:	6892

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

198.20.109.194

Epicland

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	556112
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

play.epiclandserver.net

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

mc.surax.net

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	3228
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

mc.gmtf.net

Zombie Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	84436	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5866	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

37.187.131.222

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

cosmicx.net