Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	597	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	1900	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Animals Bred:	121	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4708
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1934	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4559
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	7483
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4341	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	7240	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me