Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2615	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	9343	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	787	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ores Mined:	7727
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	344
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	3110	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	9377
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4543

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	3402
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1943
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	7498
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Votes:	2548
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com