Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1685	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	904291	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NostalgiaCraft – Where Community and Creativity Unite! (Bedrock & Java Crossplay)Build, Create, Thrive: Collaborate within our community to craft awe-inspiring structures in a 100K world border. Apply for spawn access to showcase your skills!Claim Your Domain: Vanilla gameplay made convenient with commands like /spawn and /sethome. Focus on adventure and creation.Adventure Awaits: Engage in wild PvP and daring thievery. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover the unknown.Enhanced Features: Enjoy the little things—sit on stairs for a cozy touch, toggle phantoms for restful nights, and experience fast leaf decay. Say goodbye to pesky creeper holes.Thriving Economy: Dive into an item-based economy with an active trading system. Utilize /trade to exchange resources and thrive in a player-driven marketplace. Active Staff, Quick Support: Our dedicated team ensures your experience is exceptional. Get help through discord tickets.Visit Our Wiki: https://nostalgiacraft.fun/wiki Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/rmNcuGX

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
New Chunks Explored:	228426	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!