Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	93

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are UrEarth, a 1.20.4 Java PC-based & towny-based server focused on creating a fun and enjoyable experience, whilst mimicking real-world politics through the use of an Earth map & diplomacy in order to create a unique experience.

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	New Chunks Explored:	97942
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1223	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	5153
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PinkMoon

PvP, Survival

PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MrCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafters Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.