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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4099 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!