When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Towns Built:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	135677	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5343
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	3607
Dimension Hops:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	79
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	2118
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crops Grown:	4067
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4322	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.