When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5155	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Towns Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3682
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2437	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3309	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.