When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	955	Potions Brewed:	195
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Farms Harvested:	398
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6172	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	592
Buildings Constructed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	3244	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7291	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	631	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.