When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	458

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	782805
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3218
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.