When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	5899
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	156	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ores Mined:	2360
Villages Defended:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6677
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	574
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	75	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!