When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4857
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9964	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchantments Applied:	288	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9668	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	5594
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9878
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	867
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.