When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Players Killed by Monsters:	9996
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	3712
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	868684

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4734	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7879	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	863	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	496436
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
New Chunks Explored:	622001	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.