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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Farms Harvested:	711
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	3956
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mines Excavated:	2666
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Emeralds Found:	7842
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9236

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4758	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	309
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Magic Items Found:	2968
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.