WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7150	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	6465	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	New Chunks Explored:	300187
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Potions Brewed:	82
Zombie Dances:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9874	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.