WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3357
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	4880
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5085	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7014	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	101	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	540	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Runes Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.