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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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