What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	4600
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7228

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ores Mined:	3244
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	6355

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Farms Harvested:	961
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Farms Harvested:	752	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.