What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2800	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	57
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8458
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	1567
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1687	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7063	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.