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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	12

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Items Found:	3927
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2507	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Emeralds Found:	3975
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5785	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

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Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3577	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	916760
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Villages Defended:	6

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2020	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1038
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	504	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com