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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8789	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4380
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Star Shards Collected:	89

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	New Chunks Explored:	702177
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
New Chunks Explored:	646401	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2936	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	4937	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Animals Bred:	102	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

play.oasissmp.com