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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4844
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	95	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	696	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5966	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6947
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	119	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.