What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	140	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4474
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1537	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!