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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	465311	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5047	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7699
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Buildings Constructed:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	7786	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6448
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2269	Mines Excavated:	1377
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.