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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5770

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Emeralds Found:	1401	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4344	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Potions Brewed:	85
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1143

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	517	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Animals Bred:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1793
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6175
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).