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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	5252	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	8419
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5776
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	263539
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2391	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6545

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	76339	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.