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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	447

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dragons Tamed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	7782
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4482	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	399
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.