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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Emeralds Found:	2637
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7295	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	284	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Star Shards Collected:	64	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.