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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crops Grown:	4330	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1408	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5723
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8631	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Emeralds Found:	6722	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9751	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	8580	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.