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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ores Mined:	8014
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3935
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1086	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	887
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.