What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Valhalla

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	574	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GTAPlanet

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Do you love Minecraft? Do you love GTA? Well you’re going to love the amazingly unique GTA Planet! This server is unlike any GTA server before with custom content implemented and lots of custom content to come it will give you fun for hours! Go around killing people, stealing things and becoming the biggest gangster on the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Autcraft

Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Autcraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server for children (and adults) that have autism and their families. What this means is that if you or a family member has autism and you own the computer version of Minecraft, you can register and apply to be put on the whitelist and play with other people just like you. Waiting time for assessment of applications is approximately 1 week.

Autcraft was created by Stuart Duncan (aka AutismFather in game) who not only has autism himself but also a child with autism as well. The server is administrated by adults that include autistics, parents of autistic children or a family member of someone with autism. There are also “Helpers” that include “jrhelpers” which are children that prove to be responsible, positive and helpful with people; and “srhelpers” which are adults that demonstrate some knowledge of the game as well as being respectful, responsible and helpful.

Some features of Autcraft: Bullying, killing, stealing, griefing, etc is not tolerated Swearing is not tolerated In game ticket/support system. Need an admin to do something, stand where you need the help and use /modreq Players builds are protected using WorldGuard. Ask an admin for protection All kills, blocks placed, blocks broken, items dropped, picked up and more are tracked so that we can see exactly what happens anywhere A few mini-games including hide and seek, mob arena, spleef and more Community Wither fights and other events

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChasmCraft

Creative

Thanks for checking us out! Read below for more information on the server! Be sure to read the rules as well!

ChasmCraft Rules/Guidelines:

ChasmCraft has a few basic rules like no hacking and no disrespect but the main rule is no griefing of any kind! If you’re found guilty of griefing we will ban you permanently.

What makes ChasmCraft different:

ChasmCraft uses only the best of the best plugins and also includes multiple custom plugins. ChasmCraft has active admins that are always willing to help you out within reason.

Join us and check it out, and if you don’t like the server don’t be scared to leave a comment on why you didn’t like it, we may just improve based on your feedback.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineCraft Vanilla – Gamers Geek

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

A survival server, Hosted in NZ (but good speeds to Australia and other countries), Vanilla Minecraft server, active players, good connection. Come and build with us.

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=== The Rules === No griefing No looting No PvP, you may duel if the other play consents. Clean language (there are kids playing). Don’t ask to be Op

=== Server === Dedicated Hardware Fibre Connection

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ores Mined:	5623	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Tekkit, Towny

Most up to date and unique Pixelmon server on the interwebs. We have great custom mods for your improved experience play (Pixelutilities!) and a great staff team to keep us on the path to the future. We have weekly events and great prizes. We have NO LAGGGG and up time 99.9 % (we have to update sometimes) Your Starter will be Shiny! Other Features: PvP – Towny – Economy – TownVSTown badge battles -Player Gyms – AI gyms – HiddenGyms and much much more! Come join the fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Animals Bred:	105	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dave Craft

Mini Games, Survival

This is a server where we have WIP mini-games and a survival mode and its frequently updated from all of the Nice Moderators and Admins and a nice owner.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BanzaiMC OP Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

BanzaiMc Network is a pvp network dedicated to bring you the best staff, plugins and server hardware for the great pvp gaming experience.

Banzai-MC has all the regular plugins of a normal OP factions server, including McMMO, Combat Tag, Scoreboards, ArmorHud, Health, Damage indicators Essentials and a collection of anti-cheat and anti-glitch plugins to insure fair gaming.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VeneCraft

Parkour, Survival, Towny

Towny Server, EpicWorld, MiniGames, SkyBlock. – Crackshot, chairs, World Guard, World edit, Towny , Ieconomy, Group manager, time fold, werewolves(disabled atm), vampires, lasers. PG13. No harassing , bad language and follow all local-state-country laws. Shop keepers to trade for gems which u can then sell for money to support your towns…Gladiator Combat Every Sunday 2PM EST.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fritten Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Toothwitch Minecraft Server!

GameModes that we offer on the server: -Survival -Creative – Bedwars -Instagib (Our own GameMode) -Runner (Like TNT Run only with more fun) -One in the Quiver/One in the Chamber -More in development!

We’re all ears when it comes to mini-game suggestions. Currently in progress: Instagib with Capture the Flag

Have fun and join our community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Darkrpmc

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Player will be able to choose jobs such as shopkeeper, supplier, mayor, or citizen (default).

Mayors: Can start towns. Must advertise and govern effectively in order to increase number of residents (Citizens, Shopkeepers, Suppliers). Must have knowledge of world-guard plugin commands for claiming town as well as setting up shops and homes to rent out to player residents. Must build their own town. May hire Construction players to help with building process. Mayors may expand town size multiple times for a fee. A mayor may not be inactive for more than 10 days in a row – results in a demotion (method for obtaining a replacement mayor has not yet been determined) Mayors may also switch jobs, but must pay a fine determined by the number of residents in their town. (The exact details on the fine have not yet been determined)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CookieCrafts

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

web: http://webcookiecrafts.enjin.com ip: 216.245.196.173:25565

– SKYBLOCKS – DROP CUSTOMS – Kit PVP (+50 Kits) – FACTIONS – MCMMO – PARCELAS CUSTOMS (50×50) – SHOPS – PARKOURS REWARDS – GUNS (ARMAS AK-47 – SNIPER – GRANADE – AIR FIRE – PISTOLS – KNIFE – SHIELDS – MOLOTOV AND +20 WEAPONS CUSTOMS) – TEXTUREPACK

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PumpkinQuest

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a plain vanilla server and I intended to keep it that way. Please, do not ask me to add this or that plug-in. I will not be adding anything. All items are to be worked for and will not be given out by any Admin. The Admin are also not permitted to spawn items, for that would be an unfair advantage.

While most anything goes, there are a few ground rules to keep things running smoothly.

No Hacking. Any Hacking will be banned immediately or on valid report to an Admin. Don’t build on or very near to spawn. Your things will be destroyed by the passing griefers and you will mostly likely be taken advantage of. Setup someplace safe and work from there. Don’t whine or complain when someone takes your things. This will happen and it is allowed. Everyone is not to be trusted. Use your head; this world is unsafe and unkind to newcomers. Good Luck.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2357
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlameCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

FlameCraft: A guaranteed awesome small server. Ever since the beginning of September of 2014, FlameCraft has been up and running. Started out as 3.2.8, now it’s constantly updated with the newest version of Pixelmon. We have steady staff, but we could use more staff. Constantly improving, constantly making changes. Be a part of the success of what is known as FlameCraft!

Constantly Updated! – The server is updated every time a new version of Pixelmon is sent out (Maybe a day late because of BETAs)

24-7 Uptime: Server will always be up, no matter what. Beware of server restarts though, you’ll be warned before anything.

Friendly players and staff: We are a friendly server and anybody whose tries to ruin it, will be redirected away from the server.

Motivated: Always wanting to improve to make things better. Bigger and better server means more people will love it. That’s what we strive for, greatness!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyHype

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to The Original SkyHype™, the place where your home in the sky is just waiting to be explored! SkyHype™ is a fully custom developed skyblock server created to be fun, unique, balanced, and offer hundreds of fantastic features. From being able to own dozens of different islands with large biome based themes, this skyblock server offers more features and customization than you will know what to do with! Join the Hype today, and see what it’s all about! See you on SkyHype™!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.