What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8425
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	438	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	3615
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	156
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	315	Vanishing Items Found:	6

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	2640
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Farms Harvested:	984	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ores Mined:	1617	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5568	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4215	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5608
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	8328
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org