What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4517
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1020	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1340
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	391726	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Votes:	8322
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	1472	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu