What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	57
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	159

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8876	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	4208
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2485	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Items Found:	4862
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Ores Mined:	9005
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Emeralds Found:	8018	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crops Grown:	8666
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink