What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3111	Crops Grown:	2842
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	8004	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Crops Grown:	4540

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1846
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	765
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2231
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	97
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Animals Bred:	147	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Farms Harvested:	859	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2706	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu