What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Farms Harvested:	890
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3431	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mines Excavated:	2154
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	9637
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3920	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Villages Defended:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3692
Enchantments Applied:	217	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Star Shards Collected:	253	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Mines Excavated:	4256
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	81	Astral Projections Made:	0

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	189828	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2166
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gods Slained:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	5647
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net