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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	1445

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2458	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	770

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3343	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	1725
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.