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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8871

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3972	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	532	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	180	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!