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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3254

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	942

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2245	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!