What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.