What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	188	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineVille

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineVille Network – 1.16

We are a leading Minecraft experience. MineVille is a community based network that values player feedback. We have the following gamemodes!

Skyblock Survival Prison Minigames Anarchy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!