What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hey there! We offer a variety of crazy fun servers available on Java & Bedrock. The servers are lag-free, has a friendly community and are designed to give you an amazing experience! So what are you waiting for? Come and have fun with us now at the IP: Powercraft.network

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.