What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	4330
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7630
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	202
Zombie Dances:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Farms Harvested:	633	Emeralds Found:	322
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1896
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	4133	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	468	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	2927
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

CubedMC.org