What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	95	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	56
Dragon Eggs Found:	5778	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3991	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Items Found:	6943
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	2168
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ores Mined:	9593	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.