What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	8761
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	1149	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5787
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8395
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	478529
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.