What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2172
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2014	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9382	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5327
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Emeralds Found:	3796
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.