What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4485	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	721
Divine Spears Created:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9108
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ores Mined:	4057

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!